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Cream Demotivational Poster


2 GIRLS 1 CUP - Batman just saw it


TAGS: 2 girls 1 cup batman scream
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Kay

O.o - May 8, 2009, 5:36 am
WOW omfg that's funny as balls xS


THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm
And MUCH more fun!


THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !


TAGS: therapy helpful screaming obscenities faster
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:46 pm
Well that is because she is just a psycho bitch...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:41 pm
LOL...and hair pulled?


THE JOYS OF FATHERHOOD -


TAGS: baby one move scream
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:06 pm
5 wet nappies. I just overflewed (past pluperfect subjunctive) my Depends!
Cloudchaser - August 10, 2011, 11:17 am
Mother Nature is a mean spirited bitch. She loves to call at bad times and she doesn't give a shit if you can't answer right away, much less if answering right now isn't convenient


BACON ICE CREAM BALLS - Restores my faith in a higher power... So beautiful.....-sniff-




Time After Time -


TAGS: france surrender coffee usa creamer
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 3, 2014, 10:54 pm
LMAO. Thank you for the very nice comments :)
lgvernon - August 3, 2014, 3:18 pm

Absolutely EPIC!
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 10:47 am
OH…MAN….a definite uptick in yer profound arsenal, GB. This one slays me. (aaand I just spit on myself)


WHAT? -




DEVOTION - sometimes it can be a good thing but I do believe this has crossed the line




LET'S GO BANANA -




COSPLAY - It's not for everyone.




SPARTA HIGH SCHOOL -


TAGS: sparta high school motivational screamer
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2010, 1:23 pm
Hey! My mom went to that schoo.......Fucker!
Mega48man - February 7, 2010, 1:00 pm
that last one looks like chuck norris, that's where he got is high school diploma.
Portgas D. Ace - December 10, 2009, 12:19 pm
A deep black hole?
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:57 pm
Was their school mascot a hunchback? A Trojan? Immortal?
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 4:43 pm
OMFG Thats the coolest thing i've ever heard...........not
Aryan - October 26, 2009, 4:39 pm
Oh my god! Hahaha! your not gonno believe this, but I actualy go to sparta high school, I swear to god! well, its sparta, NJ.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 3:14 am
LOL, I love it.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:31 pm
*tears* LMAO excellent Ron!
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 10:04 pm
Hilarious!!!


ICE CREAM - Some scream for it louder than others!


TAGS: ice cream
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cloudchaser - April 25, 2010, 12:36 am
If that guy isn't Marco Hietala, he's a good doppelgänger


I SCEAM -




IN THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE - Nobody can hear you scream ...


TAGS: back ambulance nobody hear scream
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - February 14, 2012, 4:46 am
"What happens in the box, stays in the box..."
Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:21 am
Eish. That's unpleasant!
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 4:59 pm
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here :)


ICE CREAM WHERE? - Meh, Id order that....




SILENCE -


TAGS: powerful scream silence
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 9:30 pm
o/ Sometimes [though] the sound of "goodbye" is louder than any drum beat. o/
CloudchaserS - January 5, 2012, 10:54 am
In space, no one can hear you scream
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 6:50 pm
Lots Of The Times It's The Best Way !
Zetmonk - January 4, 2012, 10:03 am
Hectic. Awesome pic too.
Reality Lord - January 4, 2012, 7:09 am

creeped the crap outta me....niiiiiiiice :)


I'M A SMART ASS - I can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is..




THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.


SPHINCTER - That thing in your ass that just slammed shut as you ran screaming out of the water !


TAGS: sphinter slammed shut screaming water
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Budog

Thunderstrike - June 23, 2012, 11:31 pm
Well the closed sphincter makes one more aerodynamic so they can get their asses out of the water quicker.


THE 151 - When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW; the 151.


TAGS: why is it creamy you are sucking milk from a guitar
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:11 pm
@ Cubby, Methuselah wouldn't remember your 151st.
TheTrashHeap - June 7, 2010, 7:58 pm
For the 10000th time people QUALITY OVER QUANTITY IF YOU CAN'T DO BOTH!
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:59 pm
And I don't know why the 151 looks cloudy in the this pic, I don't want to know, maybe backwash? :(~ But I have some hooror stories of 151 and coke... I shudder to even think about them...
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:54 pm
I've rejected a thousand of deadrasin's poster today alone! Your posters are getting (marginally) better though! Keep it up.
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 4:48 pm
I am but a guppy swimming with Meglodons, I bow to your Motifake superiority.
Cubbybear - June 7, 2010, 4:41 pm
I can't even remember my 151 post.
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
lol
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
151, no less! The moderators must have a soft spot for you, I just looked at a few of them and......let's be nice and say that I've seen better and more original posts on 4chan...
GreyScorpion - June 7, 2010, 4:09 pm
Awww Raisin, you don't give yourself enough credit. It's more like Ten's of Thousands ;)
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 3:20 pm
Coincedently this is my 151st Motifake excepted(of thousands). I am a legend in my own mind and I am not alone.


ARGUING. - She's learning early.




Engrish -


TAGS: creamy slap face fun
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by neko

hyfhy - November 27, 2008, 9:37 pm
what?!?!?!


SUNBURN CREAM -


TAGS: sunburn cream
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 8:59 pm
yeah, and then the fever, the nauseas... I look at her and my head turns!! xx
rnbw00 - April 26, 2011, 8:10 pm
I once had a sunburn that bad. A breeze blew over me, and that hurt.
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 8:24 am
Instead of laying in bed, you decided to lay in the sun. Now we're both miserable :(


YEAH COLDSTONE CREAMERY, - I don't see the truck yet, but I'm waiting.


TAGS: icecreams
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Mr. Shiny

enaknivek - January 29, 2012, 12:31 am
"No wonder China has to eat rats and fish and dogs." Eating fish?! Weeeeeeeeird....
TheTrashHeap - March 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
You would not have sounded racist if you had stopped typing after the words "too soon?" Careful hodger....
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 9:18 pm
No wonder China has to eat rats and fish and dogs. This fatass ate the rest of the food supply. Too soon? By the way, any Chinese users, I don't mean to sound racist. But you guys do eat that stuff. Soooo....... Don't cry.


I WILL NEVER - Eat ice cream again




WHAT WOULD YOU DO - for a Klondike Bar???


TAGS: ice cream
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by johnheather

Grim [email protected] - November 19, 2009, 1:06 pm
both her holes...


MUNCH - on this!


TAGS: munch ice cream scream
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

spacedog - February 1, 2010, 2:41 am
Nice.
Erik the Viking - September 9, 2008, 1:56 am
And a very well-done rendition on a plate with syrup or whatever, wow!
aPauling - August 27, 2008, 5:03 pm
Very good. For those not in the know, Edvard Munch painted The Scream, the painting this is based on. Very good motifake.
ax - August 27, 2008, 1:01 pm
haha brilliant pun :D


ITS THE LITTLE THINGS -


TAGS: affair screamer gagball your mom
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

rerun - November 21, 2010, 9:44 pm

tellitlikeitis is telling it like it is here.....hmmm, kinda fitting
tellitlikeitis - November 21, 2010, 9:41 pm
What RL really means RR is that I'm down with the settlement of assets, ehem!!!!
rerun - November 21, 2010, 9:31 pm

you crazy kids.
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 9:26 pm

.....ehem...RR...she's down with it...lol.
DreMagnum - November 21, 2010, 5:50 pm
So it took me like 15 minutes to figure who made this poster because of the new layout, but nicely done sir.
rerun - November 21, 2010, 5:37 pm

man, one has to wonder what your better half has to say about this side of you.


BASKIN, THE MOMENT... -




ICE CREAM MAN - All my flavors are guaranteed......to satis-uh-fy! God...I love Van Halen.




UMMM! - "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." — Mae West




STEREOTYPES - White guys love basketball too


TAGS: boner basketball ball scream race
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by composidore

David A - March 4, 2010, 11:05 am
It looks like Matthew is impressed with Jarvis' ball handling skills. Or he's just happy being in the game.


Perspective -


TAGS: waxing poetry body pain screaming
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by blesic

blesic - July 21, 2015, 12:13 pm
Thank you very much!
mizzdizz - July 20, 2015, 1:15 pm
NEVER AGAIN! ROTFL! That much pain to only gain 2 days over using the razor! LOL! Good one Blesic! 5L


GRANDKIDS -


TAGS: noise hounds screams suicide
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Peso

Peso - February 15, 2011, 5:48 am
Thanks. Yeah, true story too. They moved in "temporarily" last June. I'm not seeing a light at the end of the tunnel right now...
5150monkeylove - February 14, 2011, 9:22 pm
72 hours plus meals and meds. Ain't it grand! 5L


IT WASN'T ME... -


TAGS: ice cream you scream just wait til we get home
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Greeny - September 7, 2012, 5:00 am
Expecially in the South, just axe anybody.
Verdeckt - September 7, 2012, 1:53 am
errr, in the vernacular of his people "Oh No you di-dent!!" :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2012, 12:35 am
Whining is the 'Murikan version of whinging....Try to remember where that broken English y'all speak comes from. :)
ICEMAN - September 7, 2012, 12:20 am
What the hell is a 'whinging' child. Anything like 'whining'?
Reality Lord - October 2, 2011, 10:27 am

lolz...thought it was a hammy at first. then i remembered....ice cream in the desertt....lol.


ICE CREAM -


TAGS: aprchallenge ice cream double scoop
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by sickartist

BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 8:05 pm
I love Gossip Girl.
G4briel - April 25, 2010, 11:27 am
That look... Terrifying.


MILITARY? - Only on Tuesdays Bro! Today is Sunday! Ice cream sunday!


TAGS: lt dan i got ice cream i said i got
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by MO

Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:17 am
Moo+ is a straight pimp!
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:16 am
Mooooo? Damn! I already owe TTH some serious back rent. Now I gotta pay you to?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 2:14 am
$29.99 *while supplies last.
MrRandom - October 20, 2009, 2:13 am
I believe Moooooooooooooo's still selling the video.
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:12 am
Meh...funny story...see there was this port call in Aruba, a midget and some clown shoes. There may be pics....
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:10 am
Really? So you're not head honcho yet?
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:05 am
Just understand that the views of MO don't always (usually never) coincide with the views of the USCG.......
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:04 am
Really? Damn! This is better than a brochure.
MO - October 20, 2009, 1:58 am
And one day work weeks.....
MO - September 28, 2009, 7:22 pm
But only on Tuesdays!!


TRUTH - Belief, repetition, and decibels do not create truth.


TAGS: yelling screaming shouting liars politicians
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Gaviota

Sean - September 30, 2010, 4:10 pm
THE UVULA Nature's little punching bag for your ....
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:25 pm
I just got them back. The ex had to return the computer and deleted the drives. An undelete program and 8 hours later and the memories were back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:23 pm
*3)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:23 pm
2) Incriminating photos.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:22 pm
dude, mine got nothing. She tried but the judge had her in her sites. 2 rules. 1) good lawyer 2) female judge
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:22 pm
That's why I live in sin.
culos - September 30, 2010, 12:20 pm
My ex still keeps killing me every month and will do so for 12 years. Ain't alimony a bitch!
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:20 pm
there was that, but the arsenic was the real culprit
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:18 pm
Deleting your Tevo doesn't count.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:17 pm
I said girlfriends, the ex-wife tried to kill me. Still recovering.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:03 pm
You guys are lightweights...My Ex stabbed me with a hair pin.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:00 pm
I second that ed, reminds me of all my ex girlfriends.
Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2010, 6:57 am
reminds me of an ex girlfriend.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 12:58 am
LOL!!!! Minus one trip to the dentist.
Derek - September 30, 2010, 12:56 am
She appears to be the prototype for inflatable dolls.


CREAM OF THE CROP -


TAGS: cream of the crop motifake
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - March 3, 2010, 9:23 pm
Kinda sad this is not higher rated?


BIRDS OF A FEATHER -


TAGS: birds screaming
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 1:50 am
THAT looks like a lot of fun!
Bunny - April 30, 2009, 6:18 am
I LOVE this one!!!!!!!


AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH! - FRIES NOT ONION RINGS!!!!!!


TAGS: scream
Rating: 3.09/5

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RECTOGESIC - ass-cream headache




ZEROING YOUR WEAPON - Two clicks to the left, one up and you'll be fine




vision test -


TAGS: fingers scream
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Oldsod - November 29, 2013, 3:57 pm
Quite possibly the most disturbing thing I've seen since I've been here. I don't know whether to cheer or fear. 5L in either case...either to bow to the genius or keep on your good side...
Sho - November 28, 2013, 7:10 pm
Bon Appétit and a happy (belated) Thanksgiving :)
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 7:03 pm
Geeezus, Sho, I just ate….turkey wing tips


SOLITARY -




YOUR PREGNANT WIFE - you know what she wants, and she wants it NOW!


TAGS: pregnant ice cream
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by vilnius

CloudchaserS - December 20, 2012, 12:33 am
Needs pickles and tuna for toppings
falloutghoul - December 19, 2012, 9:49 pm
She wants ME!


MIME -




SOUND FX - In Motiland Everyone can hear you scream We just don't care enough to do anything about it


TAGS: sound fx scream homer munch
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by house

chumley - June 4, 2011, 1:42 pm
Bart is missing...
house - June 3, 2011, 7:42 am
LOLZ verdeckt. I just planned ahead as I know i won't be around to submit on the weekend
Verdeckt - June 3, 2011, 6:08 am
Woah.. how far ahead of our american friends is your part of Australia :D


STOP THEM PLEASE -




NO PAIN -


TAGS: pain jesus nails carpenters hammers screaming
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 8:55 pm
My my, Ron. You seem to have accidentally made a true motivational poster. I don't know if we should be ashamed, or stunned. Perhaps both?


HER SCREAMS -


TAGS: screams you trees motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 1:05 am
I don't know shit! People always keep me out of the circle. >.> LOL!
spacedog - November 2, 2009, 11:55 pm
This is also a very cool pic. Nice job Ron.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:38 pm
What if you just left her there? Would she still make a sound?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 6:37 pm
always knew you had an eerie side


IT MAKES ME ANGRY! -




CLEVERBOT - We have discovered true evil and it loves ice cream more than my wife.


TAGS: clever devil really loves ice cream
Rating: 2.32/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 15, 2009, 7:22 am
More than a little!
Claire - December 12, 2009, 3:09 pm
I went there, it's sort of creepy.


BLISS -


TAGS: icecream cubby
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

jameswnash - September 19, 2010, 2:07 am
riiiiiight lol..5 scoops btw
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 12:06 am

and on that note i think i'll grab abowl to keep me going. ice cream...bowl of ice cream.


IT'S YOU - ... when your hit your toe on someting too hard to be ignored.


TAGS: pain face illusion toe scream
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

Zetmonk - February 21, 2012, 4:52 am
That's exactly what it feels like!


P E A C E - To eat her ICE CREAM alone.Everyone kept asking her for a lick, but it wasn't the ICE CREAM that they wanted.




NOT ME -




SHARK! -


TAGS: yell scream hollar help cubby
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 5:44 pm
Amsome. I expected to see this one done as a photobomber - you're doing it right type of bs. Not from u cub but that is what i expected so i am glad a fakin genius such as yourself did it first.


KATY BERRY - Now there's a flavor you can lick all night long.....


TAGS: katy perry ice cream
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:48 am
Hot damn!


IN A WHITE ROOM WITH BLACK CURTAINS -


TAGS: cream clapton ice
Rating: 4.27/5

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ICEMAN - April 11, 2011, 8:31 pm
I sometimes wonder aboot you, Airman. ; ) 5 Wheels of Fire


ELF ADVICE -




CHILDREN -




BLACK COW -




ICE CREAM - Wanna guess which one has corn?


TAGS: ice cream corn
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Koradan

BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 6:49 pm
do they serve it in a red party cup?
spacedog - February 12, 2010, 6:10 pm
Yeeck! I think the waffle cone might make it worse.
rerun - February 12, 2010, 3:59 pm

um, wonder where that has been
motifake - February 12, 2010, 3:55 pm

AAAAaaaaaaawwwww duuuuude, im so gonna puke now 8-(


LOGGED OUT -




SCREAMING MY NAME -


TAGS: screaming my name ron
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:10 pm
Sex is one thing... but thinking of another man's motifakes?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:09 pm
Ok.... she's now screaming "Ronsart" - I may become concerned soon.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 5:08 pm
Yeah... my girl screams your name, too.


PILLOW TALK -


TAGS: produceman117 tribute the cream of the crop
Rating: 3.85/5

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Produceman117 - January 27, 2010, 5:18 pm
5L. I'm touched.


UNFAIR DISMISSAL - You can't fire me! Ice Cream and Kids are my life!!!


TAGS: ice cream unfair dismissal why
Rating: 3.73/5

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jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 12:38 am
Actually Geoff, its a celebration. once a year they celebrate the phallus and education of it etc. not all that different from mardi gras where as long as you have hooters, regardless of age, you flash you get beads etc least the icecream melts
Geoffro - December 7, 2010, 9:36 pm
scary that its ok to give those to kids in that country... what else is "ok" sickos...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 3:06 am
Bleach not so much.....Try salt.
redhdsrbst - February 27, 2010, 11:10 pm
Will bleach in the eyes make up for laughing so hard?
Player_Meyer - September 29, 2009, 9:05 am
HAHA... anyone for a pedopop? or a chocolate creampie? or a dicksicle? hahaha
Woodywood03a - September 29, 2009, 8:57 am
wrong but funny... very funny.
Woodywood03a - September 29, 2009, 8:56 am
Ok, thats is wrong.


AGDANIELES GIRL -


TAGS: agdanieles girl screaming rons name
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Ed-Hyde - September 21, 2009, 7:09 am
lmao, good start to the day. needed that.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 11:24 pm
When all else fails... adapt!!!
RON - September 20, 2009, 11:21 pm
LOL...screams my name, but YOU doing the talent thing she likes...see...breathing thru ur ears does pay off.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 11:17 pm
Now, going by her description of Ron, I'm giving him 1 Lion for every 2 inches. What? WHAT? Really? Sigh.... 5 lions, Ron.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 11:16 pm
If I'm reading this right, it would appear that in some cases, she's unable to scream Ron's name.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 11:13 pm
That's a third degree burn right there, man. I hope he responds; this could turn into a battle royale. 5/5


WHIPPED CREAM -


TAGS: cream
Rating: 3.35/5

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Agamemnon218 - March 2, 2009, 4:11 pm
Could've at least put a shirt on...


IM GOING OUT FOR ICE CREAM - Who wants some? ...oh shit


TAGS: nazi rally icecream
Rating: 3.31/5

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ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 11:48 am
5 scoops.
Derek - January 3, 2010, 5:08 pm
"I tink nineteen-turdy-eight is going to be no-good f***ing year"


HER FIRST BORN - She's so Proud


TAGS: ice cream baby
Rating: 3.29/5

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rerun - January 25, 2010, 2:40 am

Cubby - I think I may hate you. Two things I am not allowed in the same pic...both bad for my health. You are cruel man, just cruel.


I LIKE ICE CREAM - I am smiling because I am thinking of the things I am going to do to my baby sitter when I get back home. Quit staring you perv!




Chocolate Egg Creams -


TAGS: egg creams black adam marvel shazam dc comics fawcett
Rating: 2.68/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 2:15 am
Okay, one more thing. Egg creams contain no egg and no cream. They are chocolate syrup, seltzer water, and milk, all added together and mixed up. and very good, too.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 2:13 am
Wikipedia explicates here:"After the comic book supervillain Black Adam was captured by Captain Marvel, the magic word that gave him his powers was changed from "Shazam!" to "Chocolate egg cream", a phrase he was considered unlikely ever to utter." There
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 2:10 am
This is Black Adam, a supervillain-esque guy currently of the DC universe of comics, and I believe in this scene he was actually getting an egg cream, which is, for those who don't know, a milkshake like concoction of sublime tastiness.
biggy titty - October 18, 2008, 4:02 pm
picture, wtf, someone make me understand.


WALT DISNEY - That's what happens when you hire Hannibal Lecter.


TAGS: donald duck hannibal lecter ice cream disney
Rating: 2.43/5

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Derek - February 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Mmmmm chilled ducky brains


CONE CAKES - They only look like ice cream




PEACEFULLY - i want to die peacefully in my sleep, like uncle Vern. Not kicking 'n' screaming like his passengers.




YOU! - Played in Scream 3, didn't you?


TAGS: star wars you scream
Rating: 1.72/5

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Ye - September 22, 2008, 2:09 am
Ye yeye ye ye ye ye ye ye. Ye ye ye. YE!
Youse - September 22, 2008, 2:08 am
Youse youse youse.
you - September 21, 2008, 6:27 pm
You you you, you, you. You you you you you you you. You you you, you you, you you you. You. You You!!!


IF CREAM CRACKER... - were even made of water and salt, the sea would be a big cream cracker.


TAGS: cream cracker sea salt water
Rating: 1.63/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:04 am
I simply HAD to approve this one. Everyone needed a look at this object d'arte.


moose tracks -


TAGS: moose tracks ice cream mouse crap
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 7, 2013, 4:54 am
Exactly! Exactly! Why am I the only who thinks this?!? There's people who'll believe the moon landing is fake, but moose crap in your ice cream? Oh, no! I see this flavor, and all I think of is the opening of Northern Exposure. Not good.
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:26 pm
Moosepoop on a stick anyone?


Hold Your Tongue -


TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct taped to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct tape! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct tape is at fixing anything! Lol!


CHALLENGE -


TAGS: ice cream love hard perfect
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - December 25, 2012, 8:36 am
Huh. Note to self: sundaes….better than weed….apparently much much better
caveman - December 25, 2012, 3:47 am
Funnily enough i got the idea for this poster while eating a sundae on the way home from work. Lesson here is eat more Sundaes
MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 11:27 am
Nice, love and ice cream. Two things I don't have but really want! Ah, it's Christmas...maybe Santa will bring me a little of both teehee. Happy holidays you two...but you have to share the 5L.
GaryO - December 24, 2012, 9:13 am
Excellent


TRAUMA -


TAGS: in dirt no one can hear you scream
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2010, 7:18 pm

double amsome
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 10:57 am
Amsome.
agdaniele - July 21, 2010, 12:12 am
Ah yes, we steady ourselves on the shoulders of the dead. 5L


THE TANTRUM -




Marriage -




AMPHIBIOUS ICE CREAM VAN - Now peddling drugs to English fishermen.




DESOLATION (THANK YOU SCHULTZ1) -


TAGS: desolation scream
Rating: 4.72/5

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dy2012 - June 4, 2012, 3:05 am
love it..I just visited my old self...I told to him no regrets...you did what you did :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 3, 2012, 3:11 pm
Yes Rerun....we all like to visit the place we had our "first time". 5 soaps on ropes.
lgvernon - June 3, 2012, 9:00 am

Great photos, too!~


SUCCESS -


TAGS: cream scum your mom
Rating: 4.68/5

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Chompers - September 6, 2010, 11:53 pm
To quote a great time traveler, "Builds Character"
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 11:17 pm
Easy on the mod-bashing posters, dude! 5L


HOW TO DEAL WITH VAMPIRE HORDES RULE #23 - Set A Fire That Distracts Them With The Screams Of Your Loved Ones As You Get The Hell Out Of There


TAGS: hordes vampires screams rule hell
Rating: 4.57/5

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dy2012 - April 14, 2012, 1:50 am
lol nice one


JUST DESERTS -


TAGS: ice cream day she had it coming for a long time her eyes scream in terror
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 11:29 am
Yes well played Grey, 5 S's for you! Especially because the second s is NOT the "modern usage", but an incorrect spelling and a Spelling Nazi's "achilles heel", Muahahahaha!
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:42 am
The below was the google definition. Darn it all. To be fair, on further research, "Desert" is the spelling used in Shakespeare. Modern usage uses the second s. Well played Grey, well played.
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:39 am
A desert is a landscape or region that receives almost no precipitation. Dessert is a course that typically comes at the end of a meal.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 9:44 am
Thanks Mooo+!!, I'll save you seat at the next class. & to the spelling nazi's, if ignorance is bliss, then you should be some really happy happy people. Deserts is spelled correctly, google it and see, don't be afraid, Mr Dictionary is your friend.
Ed-Hyde - April 26, 2010, 6:48 am
Nice one Moo+. Hey Grey, Desserts, like cheesecake. Not Desert like sandy. Though I guess she could be dried up. And BAD moderators for missing the spell check!
culos - April 26, 2010, 5:12 am
*won't be*
culos - April 26, 2010, 5:08 am
Anywho, I'd do her without worrying about the number of s-ses. I bet she won't that dry then....
rerun - April 26, 2010, 3:18 am

gee egg plant defender, way to make an introduction.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 3:13 am
Fuckin eggplant-jerkoff
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 3:12 am
You can criticize when you make just 1 poster better than GS's worst....STFU and GTFO....you're not wanted here.
eggplantdef - April 26, 2010, 3:08 am
Just deserts? As opposed to just tundras? Or just rainforests? Spell check ftw.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:43 am
Deep....and sick......you need help GS 5L.


shaving cream wars -




WELCOME TO KANDAHAR, CHOMPERS!!! - Nice camouflage job on the van! (Hope you brought a lot of Cubbycones) I'll take a pair!




PIEMAN -


TAGS: how pieboy became pieman no whip cream please
Rating: 4.23/5

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agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 10:38 pm
Just awful.... I was trying to look past it... killing me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2010, 10:31 pm
OF OF OF OF OF Of ....this should have been rejected due to Grammatical error.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 10:21 pm
More importantly, it's encouraging that he likes pie... even after sporting a pink A&F shirt at such an early age. Pieman overcame SO much.... but as we've all proven, early pain = great motifaking.
pieman - June 6, 2010, 9:05 pm
She said they were wrestling. WRESTLING! Does anyone have a Prozac. 5 Boston creams.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2010, 6:32 pm
*of I assume. 5L
Cubbybear - June 6, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL! Aggy 5/5


WITHOUT ICE CREAM - Fame and Fortune are meaningless


TAGS: ice cream challenge
Rating: 4.12/5

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boinger - March 17, 2011, 10:44 am
Never too rich and famous to enjoy a ch34p4$$ kids ice cream from the Mickey Dee's


CREATIVITY - Where one would find a heap of trash Another will find a treasure




CACTUS-FLAVORED ICE CREAM - Next-to-the-last favorite flavor, just ahead of 'Skunk butt.'




SORRY, ERIC - The tape ran out in the middle of your solo. You'll have to do it again.


TAGS: eric clapton cream classic rock
Rating: 4/5

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ughomer - September 19, 2012, 5:56 am
Maybe "TAP" simulates the verb F*CK. Well, it could be!!!
CloudchaserS - September 18, 2012, 11:45 pm
I have to ask, why is the word spelled out by 20th, 1st and 16th letters of the alphabet auto censored?


SILENCE - Is golden...... But trains will cover their screams.


TAGS: trains hide little boys screams
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - September 7, 2010, 4:51 pm

PM 5150
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 4:51 pm
I thank you. I believe I had made the color mistake a few other times. won't go on.
Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
5L 5150. Like others said tho, the dark blue is not a good font color to use. Amsome poster tho
pzykosiz - September 6, 2010, 7:01 pm
the jokes a bit hard to read cause of teh color but still 5L's
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 4:42 pm
thank you for the advice.
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 4:16 pm
I have an idea............... post will be in que
rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:30 pm

there will always be haters & 1L bombers.
Reality Lord - September 6, 2010, 3:29 pm

5L despite having to turn all the lights off to read the tiny blue print.
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 3:27 pm
Thanks. According to the votes, somebody seems to disagree. I wish people would leave tips and suggestions on mine even if they didnt like it. I don't revenge vote.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 3:01 pm

I gotta tell you, this one is great
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2010, 2:59 pm
nope. I believe there are enough guys here covering the van angle. I just find it funny. I dont want to make every van joke into a tribute.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 2:43 pm

Profound.....something we need to know there 5150?


NOW - He's got a reason to scream


TAGS: scream
Rating: 3.75/5

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STAND IN THE CORNER -


TAGS: and scream with me
Rating: 3.75/5

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