Cream Demotivational Poster
2 GIRLS 1 CUP - Batman just saw it
THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...
THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !
THE JOYS OF FATHERHOOD -
BACON ICE CREAM BALLS - Restores my faith in a higher power... So beautiful.....-sniff-
Time After Time -
DEVOTION - sometimes it can be a good thing but I do believe this has crossed the line
LET'S GO BANANA -
COSPLAY - It's not for everyone.
SPARTA HIGH SCHOOL -
ICE CREAM - Some scream for it louder than others!
I SCEAM -
IN THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE - Nobody can hear you scream ...
ICE CREAM WHERE? - Meh, Id order that....
I'M A SMART ASS - I can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is..
THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE -
SPHINCTER - That thing in your ass that just slammed shut as you ran screaming out of the water !
THE 151 - When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW; the 151.
ARGUING. - She's learning early.
SUNBURN CREAM -
YEAH COLDSTONE CREAMERY, - I don't see the truck yet, but I'm waiting.
I WILL NEVER - Eat ice cream again
WHAT WOULD YOU DO - for a Klondike Bar???
MUNCH - on this!
ITS THE LITTLE THINGS -
BASKIN, THE MOMENT... -
ICE CREAM MAN - All my flavors are guaranteed......to satis-uh-fy! God...I love Van Halen.
UMMM! - "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." — Mae West
STEREOTYPES - White guys love basketball too
IT WASN'T ME... -
ICE CREAM -
MILITARY? - Only on Tuesdays Bro! Today is Sunday! Ice cream sunday!
TRUTH - Belief, repetition, and decibels do not create truth.
CREAM OF THE CROP -
BIRDS OF A FEATHER -
AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH! - FRIES NOT ONION RINGS!!!!!!
RECTOGESIC - ass-cream headache
ZEROING YOUR WEAPON - Two clicks to the left, one up and you'll be fine
vision test -
YOUR PREGNANT WIFE - you know what she wants, and she wants it NOW!
SOUND FX - In Motiland Everyone can hear you scream We just don't care enough to do anything about it
STOP THEM PLEASE -
NO PAIN -
HER SCREAMS -
IT MAKES ME ANGRY! -
CLEVERBOT - We have discovered true evil and it loves ice cream more than my wife.
IT'S YOU - ... when your hit your toe on someting too hard to be ignored.
P E A C E - To eat her ICE CREAM alone.Everyone kept asking her for a lick, but it wasn't the ICE CREAM that they wanted.
NOT ME -
KATY BERRY - Now there's a flavor you can lick all night long.....
IN A WHITE ROOM WITH BLACK CURTAINS -
ELF ADVICE -
BLACK COW -
ICE CREAM - Wanna guess which one has corn?
LOGGED OUT -
SCREAMING MY NAME -
PILLOW TALK -
UNFAIR DISMISSAL - You can't fire me! Ice Cream and Kids are my life!!!
AGDANIELES GIRL -
WHIPPED CREAM -
IM GOING OUT FOR ICE CREAM - Who wants some? ...oh shit
HER FIRST BORN - She's so Proud
I LIKE ICE CREAM - I am smiling because I am thinking of the things I am going to do to my baby sitter when I get back home. Quit staring you perv!
Chocolate Egg Creams -
WALT DISNEY - That's what happens when you hire Hannibal Lecter.
CONE CAKES - They only look like ice cream
PEACEFULLY - i want to die peacefully in my sleep, like uncle Vern. Not kicking 'n' screaming like his passengers.
YOU! - Played in Scream 3, didn't you?
IF CREAM CRACKER... - were even made of water and salt, the sea would be a big cream cracker.
moose tracks -
Hold Your Tongue -
THE TANTRUM -
AMPHIBIOUS ICE CREAM VAN - Now peddling drugs to English fishermen.
DESOLATION (THANK YOU SCHULTZ1) -
HOW TO DEAL WITH VAMPIRE HORDES RULE #23 - Set A Fire That Distracts Them With The Screams Of Your Loved Ones As You Get The Hell Out Of There
JUST DESERTS -
shaving cream wars -
WELCOME TO KANDAHAR, CHOMPERS!!! - Nice camouflage job on the van! (Hope you brought a lot of Cubbycones) I'll take a pair!
WITHOUT ICE CREAM - Fame and Fortune are meaningless
CREATIVITY - Where one would find a heap of trash Another will find a treasure
CACTUS-FLAVORED ICE CREAM - Next-to-the-last favorite flavor, just ahead of 'Skunk butt.'
SORRY, ERIC - The tape ran out in the middle of your solo. You'll have to do it again.
SILENCE - Is golden...... But trains will cover their screams.
NOW - He's got a reason to scream
STAND IN THE CORNER -
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